Happy zombie jesus day!
- me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
- obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
- me: Did I fucking stutter?
- Plays: 118,293
- Artist: Charlie Daniels Band
- Track Name: The Devil Went Down to Georgia
& if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.
Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.