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1:48pm April 20, 2014

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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12:55pm April 20, 2014

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

12:46pm April 20, 2014
You bet man.
The weddings have been awful with just water =\

You bet man.
The weddings have been awful with just water =\

12:23pm April 20, 2014

Happy zombie jesus day!

12:10pm April 20, 2014
  • me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me: Did I fucking stutter?
12:06pm April 20, 2014
  • Plays: 118,293
  • Artist: Charlie Daniels Band
  • Track Name: The Devil Went Down to Georgia

& if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

12:04pm April 20, 2014

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

9:12am April 20, 2014

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

4:36am April 20, 2014